Jesse ([info]aliceisbarry) wrote,
  • Mood: Monday
  • Music: Allman Brothers - Black Hearted Woman
So I just got home. I'm chewing ice. I swallowed the liquid. Now I'm picking up the cup, while typing with my left hand and right foot. The ice is stuck to the bottom of the cup. I'm ramming the cup against my forehead. Ow! The ice came off and hit me in the left eye.

I have regained my vision. I can see a computer screen, a printer, an iPOD, some speakers, and an empty cup. The cup once contained root beer with crushed ice. I drank the root beer and ate the ice. They were yummy.

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[info]yo_man_its_kiko

November 14 2005, 22:33:55 UTC 6 years ago

1-800-GET-JESSE-A-LIFE.

:P
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